Desert Island Discs

My version of Desert Island Discs allows the following:-

(1)   No limit to number of songs

(2)  One track per artist only*

(3)   Every song has to have a story or a special place in the memory banks

(4)  *Top Track is allowed up to three different versions

(5)  Not more than one page. Well, alright, two. No, not more than three, OK?